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A Long Time Ago
Thursday, March 15th, 2012David Bain Guilty or Not Guilty
Tuesday, March 13th, 2012Old Age
Thursday, March 8th, 2012Old age, what a problem it is, day by day I find it’s getting worse. Over time I have learnt too that to keep myself happy I need to avoid medical assistance whenever I can. More often than not, after a visit to the surgery, I consider myself lucky, if I don’t get a referral. You never know where these can lead to. The medical folk have this habit of keeping you under their thumb, and passing you on, and down the chain. More often than not, I stumble out of the surgery clutching some pieces of paper for more blood work, and a script for rearranged drugs.
The taking, or is it giving blood, which for me is a painful, degrading exercise. ‘Roll your sleeve up and clench your fist’. ‘Other arm please’. ‘You haven’t got very good veins, have you’? ‘Do other people in the medical world have trouble with you? when they are occupied taking blood’?
I don’t answer, I don’t wish to enter into any dialogue with this vampire who is now starting to hurt me with her constant probing. Yes, I know my veins are deep seated. I was born this way. But occasionally I do strike someone skilled in this area. I can remember back when many long years ago, there was a lady at the Blood Bank in Invercargill, she made it a pleasure to give a donation.
My problem, which I’m well aware of, is that my kidney’s performance is now marginal. If the drugs dosage is increased, to keep my well being normal. My medical folk have to be very careful, and to correct any aberration of dosage. Even a minor alteration to my drug regime, means my heart is effected as well. And then again, if he Heart is treated, that medication immediately effects the kidneys. Some battles you can’t win. So when the doctors to treat my body, it’s necessary to treat the body in it’s entirety. I make sure, I also stick to exactly what has been prescribed.
I suffered a heart attack when in my forties. Entirely self inflicted, caused directly by the habit of smoking which I had picked up during the War. It could have been worse. and I could have taken advantage of all the cheap booze available, and became an alcoholic as well. There was not much treatment back then for heart problems, but I gave up smoking immediately, and was OK until my Sixties when I had another attack. This time there was Angioplasty available which was a technique where a small Balloon is expanded in the coronary heart artery. This expands the artery that had a partial blockage, and you are reborn. Then when I was eighty, a Angioplasty signalled that I required yet another procedure. I considered that I was now too old, but my Insurance Company had plenty of money, so the surgeon went ahead and put a ‘stent’ or two into the coronary artery. This procedure is carried out by passing a small probe through the femoral artery, up into the heart. It’s progress is tracked through to the heart by X-Rays. No pain killers are used, and you are wide awake through the whole procedure.
I rang the Medical Centre yesterday inquiring for a flu shot, which are still coming. I have been taking these since 1960. I have never suffered a flu attack. I can only assume it’s because every year since then, I have taken a flu shot. In the past my employer the Bank, provided these for free. Now the State have taken over this roll, so it’s my own fault should I go down with flu.
Timetables
Friday, March 2nd, 2012Justice Today
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012Grape Growing
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012Cyclists
Thursday, February 9th, 2012Toilets
Monday, February 6th, 2012Perpertrators
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012Hospitals of yesterday
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012I have enjoyed a few hospital visits as a patient over the past eighty eight years. What with the odd accident and bout of sickness, they were a good refuge when you needed them. As well when healthy, a good place to keep well clear of, otherwise as Dr Pat Farry used to say, ‘People die in hospitals’. In early days, the Hospitals that I knew and remembered, were a large building divided into four or five wards. Each with as many as twenty beds lining the two walls. Nobody liked being allocated one of the two top beds, they were quickly labelled the ‘Death Beds’ It was a long time before I found out from someone in charge, this was where the ward sister would put her sickest patients, so she could keep a close eye on them. Naturally if you were desperately ill, bad things could happen to you. But they weren’t necessarily the place that you were put before you shuffled off this earth
Male and female were segregated into separated wards as were the maternity patients. It was very noticeable too that the nursing staff were ruled by a rod of iron through a peculiar heritage system that was in vogue at the time, and of the worst kind. After enduring some years as a ‘dogs body’ each of the Nursing Staff went through a metamorphous, when they graduated and then turned into a harridan in their own right, behaving every bit as bad as what they had been regaling against. Immediately they turned on the new suppliants, and commenced to put them through the same hell that they had endured for the past three years.
Normally the systems worked very well. However I can remember on one occasion, when a very sick patient across from my bed got into trouble, He had been given a large draught of morphine, heroin or laudanum, laced with brandy. Laudanum was prescribed for more than pain. It was an excellent cough suppressant. It turned up too in many proprietary medicines, including cough cures. Yes, many did become addicted. Anyway as a result of this cocktail which put him into a deep coma and inert. He fell out of his bed. In doing so dislodged his oxygen mask. I was concerned while watching him, I could see him slowly turning blue. So I rang the alarm. No response, so rang again. Still no response. I got out of bed to attend to him, only to find the feed for the mask was too short. The patient needed to be moved closer to the wall, and the oxygen supply. I was busy endeavouring to lift him, when there was a screech of rage from the door. Help had arrived, I managed to understand and decipher between the yelling, that it was being directed at me. Heart patients were not meant to be lifting fellow patients, even to help. If I expected a little gratitude, that wasn’t forthcoming either.
Hospitals of the time were full of unique practices. Vacuum cleaners were still to be invented, I suppose three pin plugs were also still coming as well. So to pick up dust, damp tea leaves were kept and scattered onto the floor, and then swept up. Window blinds all were pulled down to the same height. No sitting on beds. Counterpanes on beds all drawn up to the same height. I think some of the staff had been in the military, and saw people there, painting the stones around the huts.
Over time I noticed that some patient’s families brought in eggs. On arrival they had the patients name written on them, from time to time these were cooked as a treat for their evening meal. I also noted trays of eggs were being brought up to the ward with the weekly supplies, but not enough for everyone. To correct this imbalance, I got out of bed whenever I got the chance, I then wrote my name on half the eggs in the tray. Now I was in a position as a benefactor to dole out eggs to any that fancied them.
Hospitals in the City were the place where you went for Surgery that was beyond the expertise of your normal provider. In the country we didn’t enjoy specialist service. Often we were lucky for a ‘specialist’ such as John Heslop make a call. He was a surgeon who called on a monthly basis, or whenever there was an important cricket match being held close by. He didn’t bring along an anaesthetist, or any specialist equipment. Just bottles of ‘local’ pain killer. However it worked, as I had a hernia repaired on a table at the local Medical Centre. The operation was about 98% pain free. My wife doubled as the theatre nurse. These surgeons provided a very valuable service, as we got access to the City’s top men.
Today not much has changed. However the Nursing staff are kinder to one another. Wards have been subdivided into cubicles. A lot of automatic monitoring equipment has been introduced. Not all is good, I particularly dislike the automatic blood pressure machines they trot out. With me, they throw up some very misleading readings. Such is the faith the staff have in their new technology, no matter how hard I suggest that the readings that they are getting are all nonsense. What would I know about such things. The fact that one has never come up with a correct reading over several years means nothing. They will learn that, just because it blinks from many lights, it doesn’t mean it is good and accurate.